Tarzan has been living alone in his jungle Kingdom
for 30 years with only apes for company and suitably shaped holes in
trees for sex, when Jane, a reporter, comes to Africa in search of this
legendary figure.

Deep in the Congo she comes into a clearing to discover Tarzan
thrusting vigorously into a hole in the jungle-oak. Over come by this
display of animal passion, Jane makes herself known to Tarzan and
offers herself to him.

As she reclines naked on the grass; Tarzan takes a long and careful
look in the crotch. She says "Why do you do like that?"

Tarzan replies, "Always check for squirrels"