A man was having problems with premature ejaculation.
He decided to go to the doctor. He asked the doctor
what he could do to cure his problem.

In response, the doctor said,
"When you feel like you are getting ready toejaculate try startling yourself."

That same day the man went to the store and bought
himself a starters pistol. All excited to try this suggestion out,
he runs home to his wife. At home, he finds his wife naked in bed,
waiting for him. As they begin, they find themselves in the 69 position.
The man feels the sudden urge to come. He fires the starters pistol.

The next day, the man went back to the doctor. The doctor asked,
"How did it go?"

The man answered, "Not that well...When I fired the pistol, my
wife shit on my face, bit 3 inches off my penis.

And, my neighbor came out of the closet with his hands in the air."