An Irishman walks out of a pub, stumbling back
and forth with a key in his hand. A cop on the beat sees him and
approaches, "Can I help you lad?"

"Yesss, sssshombody schhhtole me car!" the Irishman replies.

The cop asks, "Well now, where was your car the last time you saw it?"

"It was at the end of this key."

About this time the cop looks down to see that the Irishman's dick is
being exhibited for all to see. He then asks, "Are you aware that you
are exposing yourself?"

The Irishman looks down woefully and moans "OOOH GOD...they got me
girlfriend too!!"