There was a man and lady in an elevator on the
99th floor, when all of a sudden the cable snapped and the elevator
started to plummet at an incredible rate.

They looked at each other, both pale as ghosts. The lady gulped and
said as she ripped off her shirt, "make me feel like a woman for the
last time". With that he ripped off his shirt and said, "here, iron
this, bitch!"