One day while on patrol, a police officer
pulled over a car for speeding.

He went up to the car and asked the driver
to roll down her window. The first thing he
noticed, besides the nice red sports car,
was how gorgeous the driver was! Drop dead
blonde, the works. "I've pulled you over
for speeding, Ma'am.... Could I see your
driver's license...?"

"...License...???" replied the blonde,
instantly revealing that she wasn't very

"It's usually in your wallet..." replied
the officer. After fumbling for a few
minutes, the driver managed to find it.
"Now may I see your registration..." asked
the cop.

"Registration..... what's that....?" asked
the blonde. "It's usually in your glove
compartment..." said the cop impatiently.
After more fumbling, she found the
registration. "I'll be back in a minute,"
said the cop and walked back to his car.

The officer radioed the dispatch to run a
check on the woman's license and
registration. After a few moments, the
dispatcher came back.

"Ummm.... is this woman driving a red
sports car?"

"Yes," replied the officer.

"Is she a drop dead gorgeous blonde?" asked
the dispatcher.

"Uh... yes" replied the cop.

"Here's what you do...." said the
dispatcher. "Give her the stuff, stand
back,and drop your pants..."

"WHAT!!? I can't do that. That's crazy!"
exclaimed the cop.

"Trust me..... just do it...." said the

So the cop returned to the blonde, gave
back the license and registration, and
dropped his pants as the dispatcher said.

The blonde looked down and sighed, "Ohh
no... not ANOTHER breathalyzer....